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Resident Evil: The Zombie Apocalypse In Goa

Goans in denial continue to feast on their own flešŸŽsh as they continue to invite their own doom and convert their tiny, unique stateā›Ž into zombieland

Before they eventually die, cultuĀ­res and societies tend to decompose first. Unlike people.Ā  The signs of rot in Goa become even more evident when the editor comes up with the brief: ā€œWrite about Goa using zombĀ­ies as a contextā€. The connection, she said, was once made in a film called Go Goa Gone, Indiaā€™s first zombie movie.

The 2013 film, set in Goa, was perhaps a popular one, because its makers are in the midst of produĀ­cing a sequel. Maybe they too kšŸ“–now theĀ­reā€™s more ghoul in Goa now, š’€°feasting on the crumbs of what was once paradise.

The early sign of societal decomposition is the all-pervasive air of decadence in Goa. The song and dance routine is something one conventionally associates Goa with in mainstream movies, songs and popular caricatures of itšŸ‰s natives. Now, the routine is whirling its people to its own šŸŒ³spell of a slow death trance. And somewhere in the midst of this, weā€™ve become zombies already.

The genesis of the zombies in Go Goa Gone is a rave party, where a new drug tranĀ­sĀ­forms the entĀ­ire crowd, barring the š“€protagoniĀ­sts, into zombies. Apparently, only a cloud of cocaine dust can rein in the walking dead. The zombies in the film are of all sorts. Brown, black, white, thin, fat, bald, with matted hair, men and womenź¦¦. In short, almost everyone is a zombie. Not very untrue, if one considers the Goa context.

In our progression as zombies, we have passed the period of early decay, where the dead tend to bloat. We are now in a stage of active putrefactĀ­iĀ­onā€¦ the kind when the cadaver begins to emit a sickly, sweet odour. And we have becomešŸ’ƒ comfortable with our sweet smelling, rotting carcassešŸ’ƒs.

As zombies, Goans have passed the period of early decay, where the dead tend to bloat. Weā€™re now in a stage of putrefactĀ­iĀ­on.

Over a decade ago, NPR (National Public Radio, USA) asked Jeffrey Mantz, an anthropology profĀ­eĀ­Ā­ssor who teaches a class on zombies and their culĀ­tural importance at the George Mason UniĀ­veĀ­rĀ­sity, to prepare a dossier of signature zombie traĀ­its. Not too dissimilar to how a key character in Go Goa Goneā€”Bunny, played by Anand TiwĀ­ariā€”attempts to crystallise the strengths and weaĀ­kĀ­neĀ­sĀ­ses of zombies ahead of a final assault. ComĀ­paĀ­red to Bunnyā€™s analysis, Mantzā€™s work provides a much clearer and rationalised list of charaĀ­cteĀ­rĀ­istics, and thus provides the framework to undersź¦›tand Goaā€™s zombie phenomenon better.

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Sign 1: They are everywhere, aka, the villa and gated complex zombies

While zombies in popular culture trudge sloĀ­wly, arms held rigid at shoulder length, this breĀ­ed in Goa donā€™t walk. Many of them are driven around seated on plush leather seats in posh cars. From the outside, you can see their misleĀ­aĀ­ding halos priĀ­med by years of treatment and fistfuls of product. If you are lucky, you could steal a glance at their branded gear. If not braĀ­nds, gleaming logos on their sunglasses, handbĀ­ags and watches shine through tinted car winĀ­dĀ­ows. There couź¦‘ld also be an uneasy nanny in the front seat, fidgeting at her company. TheĀ­ir car doors open to a medley of perfumā™•es, strĀ­oĀ­ng enough to mask the smell of death. They visit coffee houses, expensive bars, restauraĀ­nts and boutiques, perform yoga at private beach enclaves and eat vegan burgers, as they rush from site to site with the right amount of lust in their eyes, looking for the perfect plot of water-Ā­fronted land to build a villa or a gated community.

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Sign 2: Most will eat you if you get too close, aka tourists as zombies

Tourists are everywhere. On beaches, in bars, posĀ­ing on once-quiet roads, in coconut groves, on scooters, cycles, popping through cars with sunroofs, in bhangra beat-powered jeeps, in trains, on flights, in casinos, on ferry boats, rivers, kayaks, massage parlours and spas. You just cź§‹anā€™t miss them and their Goa wardrobes. All this class of zombies look to do is bite into a piece of Goa and tear some more bits of the clear sky to garnish their Instagram accounts. Get too close, and you run the risk of being called one of them. In Goa, however much you dodge them, they eventually get to you.

Decades back, Goa was a wią²Œnter tourism destination. Those were simpler times, when even zombies took a break. Now with tourism in Goa marketed as a 24x7x365 phenomenon, there are zombies everywhere, all the time. In 2019, more than šŸŒœ80 lakh such zombies landed in Goa. Thatā€™s more than four-times the local population, and now the government wants to increase zombie footfalls by a few million more.

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Sign 3: Zombies donā€™t always attack the living: Land-eaters as zombies

Jeffrey Mantz makes the case that zombies in African and Caribbean cultures donā€™t always attack the living. In Goa too, zombies seem to have a weakness for another kind of fleshā€¦ land, the crusty flesh that covers the earth. The story of Goa over the last three decades has been one of unabated land consumption and fast evaporĀ­aĀ­tion of resource, consumed bš’€°y hordes of inboĀ­uĀ­nd zombies.

The hunger for property in Goa has hollowed out its people, leaving behind emptiness, as it has also hollowed out the land the way zombies leave their victims.

The insatiable hunger for property in Goa has hollowed its people inside out, leaving behind craters of emptiness. The hunger has also hollowed out incredible swathes of land, the same way zombies tend tš„¹o leave their victims after gorging on them. Land in Goa in the contemporary sense resembles a black hole, which only zombies can dare to descend into.

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Sign 4: A zombie attack is the worst thing that can happen to you, aka, loss of identity as theĀ  worst-case zombie scenario

Mantz argues that zombies appear terrifying because ā€œthey represent one of our greatest fears: a loss of our autonomy, our ability to control our bodies and mindsā€. One Ü«couldnā€™t agree more.

The havoc wreaked by zombies in Goa have a direct correlation with the loss of the stateā€™s unique identity, fostered over half a millennium. Sure, identity is invariably an evolving phenomenon. Sure, it is bound to evolve withļ·½ time. But the speed at which the stašŸŽ€te is losing its own distinctiveness, thanks to the manifestation of various zombie strains listed here, Goa may soon end up becoming what it never really was.

Sign 5: Of all the undead things you could becĀ­ome, zombies are the worst, aka, politicians as elite zombies

Without a doubt, as leaders of the pack, Goaā€™s poĀ­lĀ­itical class are apex zombies, the top-of-the-linĀ­e among the undead. Like elsewhere, politiciĀ­aĀ­ns in Goa too have funnelled the zombie panĀ­Ā­deĀ­Ā­Ā­mic, their lust for land and facilitating policy for their invasion. They weršŸ§”e probably the first to be bitten by the invading zombies, when they were guarding the gates, which ensuĀ­red the superiority of their zombie bloodline. When at its worst, their administration has been anarchic and at its best, functioned in that same, slow, trudging gait we are accustomed to, when it comes to a zombie march.

Sign 6: They have become fast, because our world is fast, aka, the death of sussegado in zombie times

In recent times, the zombie invasion has hastĀ­ened to a large extent on account of faster meaĀ­ns of communication and transport, which makĀ­Ā­es our lives fast-paced too, according to Mantz. In Goa, there has been no respite to this invasion. This effectively means that zombies have altered the body clock in the average Goan. While zombies continue to tź¦”rudge slowly as they wander about town or approach their targĀ­ets, the speed with which they have accumulaĀ­š“‚ƒted in Goa and the pace of their destruction has deeply disoriented Goaā€™s sussegado (contended) vibe.

Sign 7: Oh, yes, zombies are real and you may have already been bitten, aka, native Goans as zombies

Goa is the land of the 20th-century lotus eaters, whąµ©o draw deep from the seductive zombie narcotic. Our intellectuals are bare, journalists wilted (the author included), our scholars and writers quibble almost exclusively over the trivial, and, of late, our artists who are comfortable in their modest mediocritiesā€”typical of a small state that dared to excel. As a people, our jaws are defanged and we speak incessš†antly, but in such meek voices that our words sound like babble. We elect the same governments and politicians even when the mark of their fangs on our necks havenā€™t healed. We invite our doom, but we cannot even spot it coming, let alone stop it.

As Goans, we are probably the worst zombies of the lot, because we are still in denial. We contišŸ”Ænue to believe that we are still victims ā–Øof the Other, as we continue to feast on our own flesh.

ź¦‰(This appeared in the print edition as "Resident Evil Apocalypse")

(Views expressed are personal)

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Mayabhushan Nagvenkar is a writer and journalist based in Goa

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